clay center

Also known as Meth Center of Kansas. Population is dominated by old fuckers and meth heads on bmx bikes. Also like abilene with hicks

Man 1: Dude I need drugs
Dude: Just go to Clay Center and you will find some.

by Youalreadyknow1334 February 20, 2018

clamydia

Clamydia is a silent diease that you can get from a chickenhead, hoe, slut, dirty nigga, or just trifling person. There doesn't have to be any symptoms and you can have a test come up negative. You need to ask for a clamydia test. This is more common than you think.

Keysha went to the doctor for a routine check up and got std tests to be safe. Sitting a home with her man, 3 days later she finds out she got Clamydia.

by It can happen to you. December 1, 2006

clay

A guy who simply just needs to listen to the tapes but takes drastically too long

"Clay, you're the slowest one yet...What is taking you so long?"

by TROPHYEYES April 12, 2017

Clay Aikens

clay like poop that when it comes out it really aikens your butt hole

I ate a lot of pizza for dinner and later that night I had the worst case of clay aikens

by Broshack October 23, 2005

Clay Goodman

Clay is the most annoying boy in the world. He makes us want to hit him and throw up on him. He is distracting, revolting, disturbing, annoying, weird, mean, and destructive.

Clay Goodman is Dennis the Menace all grown up.

by ANONYMOUS00000 January 15, 2008

Clay Pigeon

While a man is engaging in intercourse with a female, preferably from behind, right before ejaculation he proceeds to raise his hand victoriously above is head and while screaming "PULL" slaps the woman's ass with fury. As she runs in excrutiating pain, the main proceeds to ejaculate with incredible force in an attempt to knock the woman over. On every upstroke he makes a shotgun cocking sound effect and on every down stroke, a shotgun fire sound effect.

Man: "What happened to your girlfriend? Did she break her leg?"
Man 2: "Yeah, she got clay pidgeoned!"

by Justin, Mike, and John September 16, 2004

Claybonus

When you're a black, muscular newsman who regularly has threesomes with white women and Patrick Stewart. Zeus himself granted Claybonus the ability to sense the aura of all women within a 100 mile radius, and based on this aura, automatically scale their hotness on a scale of 1-10. He also has an awesome cam show, in which he shares his problems and wisdom with the world. Some say Claybonus has the ability to jack off with his pants on. There is an ancient prophosy, that one day Claybonus will find out the horrible secret of his lineage and transform into the villainous Darth Jacker. Scourge of the universe and the light side of the force.

"Yo man, last night I saw Claybonus having a foursome with Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, and Patrick Stewart. Shit was so cash."

by Homer's philosophy January 17, 2009