Usually a middle aged or senior citizen white dude. In some cases, the cis white is young because they are the offspring of another cis white. In the U.S., a cis white male typically works for the government, law enforcement, or some position of power that allows them to give orders that they themselves are “too good for.” Generally, a cis white lacks common sense and empathy, and the stern communication that they are capable of is centered around accomplishments. They do not consider other people’s feelings or time of day. They make demands, requests, or rules that are inconvenient, absurd, or demeaning, presenting like a small dose of autism. Similarly to an energy vampire, they feed off people following their orders; if you are in the same room as a cis white it is expected behavior that the cis white will confront you on what you are doing, and most certainly will follow up with some order, immediately and without fail. Without someone or something to dominate, the cis white (male) will become agitated or lose their fuckin mind like some Alzheimer’s patient. They often stir the chaos, thicken the plot, or possibly cause a scene that is flavorless and drags on. Most notably, the cis white manifests pure absurdity because they are essentially the most useless and the most powerful.
“Did you hear about that new cis white law?”
-Yes, I can’t believe they banned abortion
“As if objectifying women wasn’t enough, they’re about to cis white their way through the pharmaceutical industry!”
-Yeah, that’s some messy cis white right there…
If you or a loved one knows a cis white or cis white male, just answer yes sir to their demands and just forget about them and everything they said.
-Yes, I can’t believe they banned abortion
“As if objectifying women wasn’t enough, they’re about to cis white their way through the pharmaceutical industry!”
-Yeah, that’s some messy cis white right there…
If you or a loved one knows a cis white or cis white male, just answer yes sir to their demands and just forget about them and everything they said.
by trippppy May 21, 2023
Get the Cis white or cis white malemug. 
Short for cisgender, q slur mentally ill people who are mentally ill, trying to deny biology, use to refer to real men and women
"Judy Moonflower Sunshine, Bringer of the Storm at Dawn" a man who claims to be a woman, insists on referring to Jennifer, who actually IS a woman, as "cis" or "cisgender", despite repeated requests to refrain from doing so. Consequently, Jennifer is fully justified in calling Judy Moonflower Sunshine, Bringer of the Storm at Dawn by his given name, Ferguson and referring to him as a "fake woman".
by Florbokind February 12, 2024
Get the cismug. person 1: are you sure you are a straight white male? I see you posting a lot of gay furry memes
person 2: don't you know? a "cis white male" is slang for a "gay furry"
person 2: don't you know? a "cis white male" is slang for a "gay furry"
by slicethemic January 19, 2024
Get the cis white malemug. When a cis person explains something to a trans person that they already know or explains trans issues to a trans person, when they (the cis person) themselves don't know what they're talking about, because well they're cis and don't experience trans issues.
"I'm not transphobic, transphobia is the fear of trans people, and being trans gender is due to a mental disorder called gender dysphoria"
"You're taking the word transphobic out of context, being trans isn't a mental illness and the treatment for gender dysphoria is transitioning, you're such a cis-splainer, stop cis-splaning"
"You're taking the word transphobic out of context, being trans isn't a mental illness and the treatment for gender dysphoria is transitioning, you're such a cis-splainer, stop cis-splaning"
by DSMbomb October 30, 2021
Get the Cis-splaningmug. Trans Girl: My pronouns are she/her, I'm transgender!
Girl: Oh, that's cool! My pronouns are also she/her, but I'm cis!
Girl: Oh, that's cool! My pronouns are also she/her, but I'm cis!
by TylerTheCreatorLuvver June 10, 2023
Get the Cismug. 