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ghetto chariot

A cheap car with expensive looks. While ghetto chariots appear nicely styled on the outside, they have quality consistent with economic box models. They often have visible body damage, paint missing or corrosion, and frequently sport rims that cost more than the owners house payment. Often driven by denizens of lower wage neighbordhoods. Popular models include the Nissan Altima, Chryser 300s, various Hyundais, and the ever present Honda Civic
"She lives in the hood, but damn does she drive a nice ghetto chariot"
by deathbot May 8, 2015
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Homo Chariot

(Ho-Mo Chair-E-Ut) N. 1) A Jet-Ski or wave-runner 2) Any vehicle containing more than two high School swimmers. 3) The Honda Civic available in Blue, Red, Yellow, Black, ah shit just about every color really. 4) Any mall escalator located within 50 feet of The GAP.
1) How cute he's jumping my wake. That sure is a nice Homo Chariot.
2) Look the Swimming team is going to a meet. Look at that huge yellow Homo Chariot they're all riding in.
3) Nice Civic fag. Oops, I meant Homo Chariot.
4) I was stuck behind a couple butt pirates on the Homo Chariot at the mall saturday.
by SirIsaacHillary September 23, 2005
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charity sex

1) When a person has sex with a really ugly person, to make the ugly person feel better.

2) Having sex with someone when you don't feel like it or with someone with whom you normally wouldn't have sex, for the benefit of that person.

3) Doing a solid for your homeboy or homegirl by having sex with the annoying friend of their intended target, to avoid said annoying friend from "killing the mood" and "wanting to go home." See also, "taking one for the team" or "wingman bang," or "jumping on a grenade."

4) Having sex with someone for money, which you intend to donate to a charitable cause.

5) Having sex with a girl named Charity.
1)
a. Hey, did you hear Don had sex with Jessica?
b. That girl is busted!
a. Charity Sex!

2)
a. Last week, I fucked the shit out of Helen Keller!
b. Charity Sex!

3)
a. Dude, thanks for getting that girl the hell out of there last night, she was such a cock block.
b. Charity Sex!

4)
a. I feel bad having all this sex for money. I think I'll donate it to cure cancer.
b. Charity Sex!

5)
a. Charity Sex!
by Rimshot Cognac August 22, 2011
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the chariot

A hardcore band from Douglasville, GA. Their singer, Josh Scogin, original singer for Norma Jean, left because he was getting married. He later decided he was too amazing to not make music and formed The Chariot.
1. I saw the chariot las night and it was almost as good as a Norma Jean concert! Maybe better...

2. Swing Low, Swing Chariot
by Jake Mountjoy December 28, 2005
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Human charity shield

What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.
"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."
by Swedge June 3, 2013
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Spacker Chariot

People driving round on vehicles on pavements are generally driving said vehicle, a spacker chariot is usually driven by mentally handicapped or old people, these "chariots" give the impression they have no breaks, and generally try to run you over
look at that old man bombing along on his spacker chariot, i so want one!
by Whitemonster February 18, 2009
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