Ewan Campbell

A jew who survived Auchwitz and still, 80 years on goes to school as he didn’t graduate due to his crippling autism. Every year he shaves his rats bowling ball head to show solidarity for his best jew friend Schmuel.

“Ewan Campbell is a rat”

by Cumbrian Chungus July 9, 2018

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Dylan Campbell

The hottest human being who has really big lips.

Omg look at Dylan Campbell his lips are so big and juicy and sexy I just wanna kiss them.

by SHS student??!?!?.. October 26, 2016

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Fort Campbell

FTCKY: A place of no return, where once there you will never leave unless its to Korea. A life of misery and regret. Filled with Vampire rapists and gutter sluts. Average day consists of fighting Vampires while covering your ass all while staining your clean socks. And all while we get paid for it.

Dude did you see them butt raping vampires at Fort Campbell?

Man I stained my clean socks after the butt raping vampires chased me!

by Q-Ball8142 February 8, 2009

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Ben Campbell

A child who thinks they are very cool where in reality no one likes them, they have no friends and they ride around on a scooter trying to do tricks which they can't do- also with the laugh of a peacock getting strangled.

Is that a Ben Campbell over there? Yeah it must be he looks like a mug and thinks he's cool.

by ishallnotbenamed March 10, 2017

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