The cowboy with the longest hair, the kindest soul, the best sense of humour, the most loyal frat guy, and the most intelligent mind. He’s also amazing in bed. Yeeee (and I cannot stress this enough) haw
by 3princess2 May 27, 2019

by SHS student??!?!?.. October 26, 2016

FTCKY: A place of no return, where once there you will never leave unless its to Korea. A life of misery and regret. Filled with Vampire rapists and gutter sluts. Average day consists of fighting Vampires while covering your ass all while staining your clean socks. And all while we get paid for it.
Dude did you see them butt raping vampires at Fort Campbell?
Man I stained my clean socks after the butt raping vampires chased me!
Man I stained my clean socks after the butt raping vampires chased me!
by Q-Ball8142 February 8, 2009

A child who thinks they are very cool where in reality no one likes them, they have no friends and they ride around on a scooter trying to do tricks which they can't do- also with the laugh of a peacock getting strangled.
by ishallnotbenamed March 10, 2017

by Spidey_Freak November 3, 2003

The most wholesome person in the NHL. He is too nice for the world. Goaltender in the NHL. Jack formerly played for the Dallas Stars and the L.A. Kings and is currently a goaltender of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Jack is a great dude. Everyone should be like Jack.
by Adam Galati April 28, 2021
