Callum

the ugliest boy you will ever meet. He is that one annoying kid in class that's only popular for doing something weird like fucking a vaccum.
Person 1: Why is he being such a Callum today?
by brycehaill May 09, 2021
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Callum is a bot that never responds to dms. He has no friends and smells. Callum also can’t stop chising Tyler which annoys Daniel
He’s being such a Callum
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"wow Callum just came out"
"Yes we are all so proud and so is he"
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You're such a callum
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Callum Machan

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
by MRNEWELL March 20, 2019
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Callum’s corner

British nonce Hunter
Who released no no noncesence
He exposes celebrities and youtubers for being nonces. He has a tic tac head
Dav alright this Callum’s corner man is well funny with us no no noncesence song
by Little-willyy August 14, 2018
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