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"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver

A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.

Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."
There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"
by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019
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Caidence

Caidence Is the most bomb ass bitch you will meet. Somebody with the name Caidence comes from any Gender idenity, normally non-binary. Also they can take your date with one joke. There sense of humor usally is sarasict and what they like. Sometimes they feel dumb or stupid and if you know Your Caidence is depressed just go up to them and be like "BOI FOLLOW ME WE BOUT TO FUCK IT UP IN SOME CLUBS LEZ GO HUN." And run to their favorite place.
Person 1: Ay you know Caidence right?
Person 2: Oh yeah their fuckin bomb dude.
by MechTheTech August 22, 2018
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Caiden

A fucking dumbass that’s also a water Bender. If you fuck with him he’ll kill you with a water bottle
Watch out for caiden
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Chateau Cardboard

A classy term referring to cheap cask wine, goon.
Student 1: What you gonna drink Saturday night?

Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.
by Morticia Cadaver May 4, 2009
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19 dollar Fortnite card.

Who wants it?
"And yes, i'm giving it away. ( The 19 dollar Fortnite card. )"
by mrblocku March 30, 2021
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cair-force

The power of CAIR - Council on American-Islamic Relations to exert influence on public opinion, law making and law enforcement.
The FBI wanted to arrest the Muslim man who killed his two daughters after they dated a couple of infidels, but lack of cooperation from the local cair-force allowed the man to flee the state.
by idleworshipper December 9, 2008
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card-carrying

I'm a card-carrying High-School graduate.
by Light Joker July 3, 2007
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