Budget

No. You want me to not get paid so you can continue to pretend you are not my inferior. You thought this was a stupid ✌️✊️✌️cope✌️✊️✌️ and it was literally the thing I said it was.

Hym "And now I'm the creator of AI and you're still just a YouTube bitch. Just like your retard mentor. Well, not JUST like your mentor but... You know, it might be better for everyone if you were more like him. I don't need a budget."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

Budget Ibising

To holiday as cheaply as possible using the Budget Ibis hotel chain

Those 2 tightarse girls are budget Ibising again!!

by CaptainJames1 June 12, 2016

Sloppy on a Budget

A makeshift fleshlight, woven from toilet paper into a hollow cylindrical shape, and lubricated with either warm water from the sink, or water from the toilet in desperate situations.

"Dude, I've been so pent up lately, I had to resort to making a Sloppy on a Budget in the breakroom."

by stat1cn0ise April 2, 2024

Budget

Someone you wish to budge off the road due to their driving inadequacies.

"Move out of my way budget!"
"Wow, this budget just cut me off. Typical."

by Christmas Tree Cake November 4, 2023

Budget Beater

A budget beater is a car that you buy for an insanely low amount because the car has many problems but it still runs, for now. You put absolutely no money into the car and drive it until it dies-hopefully no less than six months.

Him: Dude - what's up with the car you bought? it's like three different colors.

Me: It's all I can afford - I can't afford a car payment so I'll just drive this budget beater until it dies.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2020

budget assassination

An assassination done on a budget, usually on a low profile target.

One difference between that guy and Kennedy is nobody would spend the kind of money they spent to off Kennedy on offing him. His death would be a budget assassination, something like a guy going to buy milk getting shot on the way to the store.

by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021

Budget Nudes

"Budget Nudes" are photos that are sent in response to the common phrase "send nudes" that have little to no effort put into it. The lighting is horrible, the angle is boring, and the person clearly isn't into it.

"He TOTALLY half assed those nudes I asked for" said Wilson to Joe.

"Kief sent a full body pic that just said 'I haven't shaved my nads yet, look'. Totally Budget Nudes."

by Ehhhmazing January 20, 2017