Man from Bristol

A bored redneck from Bristol, TN

There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!

by Hockeyjunky32 June 26, 2017

Bristol city fan

A Bristol city fan is a person who doesn’t have a brain the opposite of a Bristol city fan is a smart person.

He is a Bristol city fan because he can’t read.

by BristolroversUTG April 27, 2024

Bristol Eastern

A highschool in Bristol CT made of soft bitches that swear they the shit on god, but then when they get into something they get their shit rocked. The girls are ugly af and the only hot ones are guaranteed to be a hoe.

I heard she goes to Bristol Eastern dawg, I wouldn’t go after her.

by Silence-_-TK June 27, 2022

Bristol Craig

Bristol is hot like really hot I’m talking like omfg she’s hot af

Shes hot she must be a bristol Craig

by Julian... May 11, 2022

Bristol Rovers fan

A weak, inferior and submissive male/lady who chooses to support the worst football team in the city of Bristol.

Sexy, smart and strong Bristol City fan 1: "Hey! there goes Mark, he is a Bristol Rovers fan which means he obviously lacks the mental facilities needed to prosper in life. How about we throw stones at him?"

Sexy, smart and strong Bristol City fan 2: "Good idea!"

by chuckwwfc March 18, 2025

Bristol

Bristol is an amazing, sexy, has good tittys, and good looking. She is very athletic and is good at mostly any sports. If you have a girlfriend or best friend with this name, keep them forever and cherish her. She loves cuddles. She is super funny and has really good comebacks. She is sexy af. She comes off shy but when you get to know her she is completely insane. Bristol is an amazing girl so keep her and cherish her for forever.

“Damn you know a Bristol, your lucky!”

by bquest23 November 13, 2019

Bristol

Bristol (usually a girl) is a beautiful person who is smart and athletic. Bristol is funny without trying to be and she always tries to make you laugh. she will most likely put on a brave face and be supportive of her friends and family even if she's going through a rough time. Bristol is almost always full of energy and is excited to go to new places and try new things. she is usually one of the most popular people in her school, but she is very humble about it. Bristol is a great friend to have and a great lifetime companion.

person1, "wow, Bristol is so kind and popular."

person2, "yeah I agree. I wish I could be more like her."

by save_the_whales December 13, 2018