the blessing

When you're about to cum on a girls face and you flick cock in the same manner a priest would flick Holy water on you.

I just sanctified my girl and gave that bitch The Blessing

by Venom Junkie April 2, 2017

Vatican blessing

When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.

I gave her a vatican blessing right after church.

by Nitto October 17, 2017

Popes Blessing

'You and your 2 mates can fuck off'. This is done in the form is a priests parting blessing. Very common amongst lapsed Christians.

At the end of a catchup you make a sign like you're genuflecting and utter the words in the form of a Popes Blessing . 'You and your 2 mates can fuck off' !

by Gerber Buck June 5, 2018

Birthday blessings

To be thankful for the love shown, great friends, and friendly reminders that people care.

I’m grateful for the birthday blessings I was bestowed and the loved one close I hold dear.

by Titus dyfilid February 25, 2019

Kenneth Blessing

He is super cool he has amazing hair, humor, acts of kindness oh yeah we can't forget his dreamy eyes you cannot make him stop

Omg Kenneth Blessing is so dreamy...

by LardEater94850 February 25, 2019

Irish blessing

To be someone up. Usually including a backhand.

That guy gave me a dirty look, he deserves an Irish blessing.

by mkpunk516 March 17, 2019

beauty blessing

when you stay beautiful to be more Christ-like.

The beauty blessing helped most of Christ’s followers get to heaven.

by Coop Dupe December 1, 2019