left-handed smoke bender

A fictional device that you send a new member of your group (usually a scout group) to borrow from another group as a way to get rid of the new member for a while or as a hazing task.

Oops! We forgot to bring our left-handed smoke bender! Can you go around camp and see if you can borrow one for us?

by Xerxy April 28, 2006

benedetrificiamental

Something that is equally beneficial and detrimental to you.

Wow, that mid day nap was benedetrificiamental. I needed the rest but now, I just want to go back to sleep!

by dcj1978 May 30, 2010

Bened

receiving half of a hand-job, and when not finished there is extreme pain.

Brah, you've just been bened

by graciejuicer July 30, 2011

Bender

4+ days spent doing absurd things to your body including, but not limited to: an increased intake of drugs (hard ones: cocaine, xanax, percs), alcohol, or bad decisions. Benders are normally followed by 4+ days of come down. Benders result in a loss of friends, money, and brain cells. If it doesn't, it's not a real bender.

"Dude I just got off a 5 day bender. I have a warrant out for my arrest, I blew $500 worth of cocaine, and I lost atleast half of my brain cells."

by hahahafhjdkhfjdksalhf April 23, 2018

beesechurger

the best food there is to eat. go to order at any place that does burgers.

"Hello, can i please order a beesechurger thx"

by a s s c h e e s e April 16, 2020

bansexual

please ban mayy from holy

it's a 13 yr old with no life pleaseplsplsplspslslspl shiki is simping for her and shiki might catch a case so please ban-

mayy: so shiki what sexuality are you

shiki: bansexual

mayy: whats that

shiki: im banning u

by stupidfuckingewhore October 26, 2020

beesechurger

Burhan
Burhan is a beesechurger

I like my president like the way I like my beesechurger

by ElmoTheHorse October 30, 2020