A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.
by Barbra75 February 14, 2025
A unique name that barely anyone can pronounce correctly. She is always ready for the spotlight and will dazzle anyone looking for excitement. Like her name she is genuinely unique. Not like other people who claim to be unique but are just boring attention whores. Barbeli doesn't need to sell herself because people are drawn to her magnetic ways and find it hard to stay away from her.
Barbeli is like what I imagine a real unicorn would be. Colorful, beautiful, majestic and just fucking awesome.
by Barbaliciousness December 21, 2016
Example of a barbed compliment:
"You're a very smart person, but you're so lazy that you can never get any work done. The only thing you're actually good at is being nice to people, and even that is a lie, because of how selfish and self-centered you are. You're honestly just a burden to everyone who knows you."
"You're a very smart person, but you're so lazy that you can never get any work done. The only thing you're actually good at is being nice to people, and even that is a lie, because of how selfish and self-centered you are. You're honestly just a burden to everyone who knows you."
by ginger008 June 28, 2021
Grandma Barb's BORG or, really, any name will do or could be used. It’s grandma’s drinking jug full of hooch, juice, Xanax, codeine, and corn syrup. Because GRANDMA don’t play!
I gotta go to CUB and get some corn syrup and Welch’s sparkling grape juice so Grandma Barb's BORG can be concocted with the other, special, oh so special, ingredients.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
The most beautiful decapitated bee to fly this earth. Packo only wanted to mak eit home in time for dinner, but he was suckededed into the speedy bus. He spent his last dying moments surrounded by his new family, who loved him dearly. They will never forget the day, May 16, that Packo met his untimely demise. RIP Packo Barb. You will not be forgotten. we cherish our time with Packo Barb, the bravest bee of all.
by Sclettuce Potunkey May 16, 2018
Feeling prickly/thorny in general. People better watch out because one wrong comment will get you a grizzly/bitchy reaction.
I am so annoyed about everything. Don't talk to me for the next few hours I am feeling especially barbed today.
by Piper Marie December 22, 2021
The definition of to “barb” someone is when you accidentally cause the death of a friend or friends pet, yet hide the evidence and tell the family they just got lost.
This phrase is of course inspired by the netflix original “Stranger Things” where one of the main characters accidentally causes the death of her best friend Barbara Holland, and tells the family she is just lost.
This phrase is of course inspired by the netflix original “Stranger Things” where one of the main characters accidentally causes the death of her best friend Barbara Holland, and tells the family she is just lost.
Girl (watching a show): oh my goodness! He really told her he was just lost! I can’t believe she just got barbed!
by YouTubeJosh November 03, 2017