shitting on my balls

Are you shitting on my balls is a phrase used also as "Are you kidding me" as you are in a state of confusion and disbeleive

"Tressie has scabies? Are you shitting on my balls?

by joe Dion August 1, 2007

Suck My Balls

The person who says this phrase is in-fact gay and has zero (0) friends.

Katie says “Suck my balls”
Katie is in-fact gay

by Smart Man46362 May 17, 2022

oh balls fuck my life

an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.

tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.

by whaddup tara-lee October 21, 2008

breaking my balls

When anything causes a person stress.

When a woman carries a bunch of bags of groceries and one of the items falls out of the bag onto the floor she says, "ugh, your breaking my balls"

by solidarity brother March 15, 2009

Bieber My Balls

Can be used as an insult/come-back. Originated as a sexual act when a woman (or man) is fellating a man and uses her (or his) bangs to sweep across and tickle the balls.

The term/act was introduced on a women's website called Makeup Alley and spread like wildfire when many of the women tried this act with their romantic partners and reported back to the message boards.

That woman really knew how to Bieber My Balls", "Shut up. Bieber My Balls

by BmahB January 20, 2011

grinding my balls

When someone is cranking on you and fucking with you to the point that it isn't any different than having a pitched baseball hitting your nuts or like your balls being put into a vice.

My boss has been grinding my balls all day long about getting that report done.

by TrooperRat May 17, 2014

my balls itch

like seriously what are you doing with your life going on urban dictionary, looking at this shit like go touch grass

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by SlideVR April 13, 2022