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Baldwin

A disgusting town in western Michigan consisting of potheads and wannabe gangbangers, stay as far away as you can.
"Dude that guy is from Baldwin, gross."
by NorthernCannibal March 25, 2021
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Dayton Baldwin

Hefty man, enjoys sports, will give you a good laugh, ladies man, but he does have his errors like being fat with a triple neck and let’s not forget Captain Hook
“Damn sometimes being Dayton Baldwin is horrible
by mynamesGingerJon May 11, 2020
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Landon Baldwin

Person 1: I think Landon Baldwin nice at finding men.
Person 2: I think he is.
by Raddad217562 May 10, 2024
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Matthew Baldwin

Matthew Baldwin, commonly known as "The Pack Rat," is a fictional character often used as a humorous archetype. He is portrayed as an eccentric and comically exaggerated individual who works at McDonald's. His nickname, "The Pack Rat," symbolizes his tendency to collect and hoard various items, both useful and useless, creating a cluttered and chaotic environment around him.

One of the absurd traits attributed to this character is the exaggerated notion that he bathes and drinks out of the grease trap at McDonald's, adding an element of exaggerated absurdity to his persona. In reality, this description is a humorous exaggeration and not representative of any real person.

"The Pack Rat" character serves as a whimsical and humorous example of an individual with peculiar habits and behaviors, often used in storytelling or comedy to generate laughter and entertainment.
You see that little chungus Matthew Baldwin, hes such a PACKRAT!
by Tristan_D’amato69696969 September 30, 2023
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Baldwin

baldwinned, baldwinning, baldwins

transitive verb
1 a : to recklessly kill (a human being)

b : to deprive of life : cause the death of

// He threatened to baldwin them.

2 : to slaughter : slay
3 : to put an end to

// baldwin the competition

intransitive verb
1 : to cause the death of a person

// a reckless fool who may baldwin again

// if looks could baldwin
2 : to make a markedly unfavorable impression

// was dressed to baldwin
Hey, did you hear Alec was messing about with his father's gun and baldwinned his kid sister?
Man, I always knew that fool was gonna baldwin someone.

Will was driving home drunk last night and baldwinned some kid on her bike.
by Ern Malley October 28, 2021
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Baldwin

To kill or murder something. To exclaim or state something is very effective or efficient.
1. Wow his Audi is so Baldwin! 2. Wow this matchup tonight is going to be so Baldwin! 3. This new iPhone is going to be so Baldwin! 4. My girl cheated on me. I should totally Baldwin her and her lover!
by Damnyou_ScubaSteve December 3, 2021
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The Baldwin

When a guy has a vasectomy, but still gets the girl pregnant.
"Did ya hear about Clabe? He pulled The Baldwin last week."
by BlazingWyvren October 31, 2021
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