Doing a Baldwin

To do something dangerous with a firearm or show poor firearm safety.

"James was totally Doing a Baldwin yesterday he flagged me like 3 time"

by Mr_9_Yearold October 27, 2021

The Alec Baldwin

While Mastubating, Just before cumming, get your girls attention then turn and blow your load on her.

Dude, why is she pissed at you?!

Well... I gave her The Alec Baldwin! It was Great!

by MadhatterMatador October 27, 2021

Baldwining

The act of shooting a blank into a girl but realizing your sack is still loaded and end up with an 18 year sentence of father hood.

I got a vasectomy so I thought I was shooting blanks but I ended up Baldwining her. Guess I'm still firing live rounds.

by MidwestMegaDan November 15, 2021

The Baldwin

When a guy has a vasectomy, but still gets the girl pregnant.

"Did ya hear about Clabe? He pulled The Baldwin last week."

by BlazingWyvren October 31, 2021

Alec Baldwin Blanks

A 9mm bullet.

The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.

by Tiger Johnson October 31, 2021

Matthew Baldwin

Matthew Baldwin, commonly known as "The Pack Rat," is a fictional character often used as a humorous archetype. He is portrayed as an eccentric and comically exaggerated individual who works at McDonald's. His nickname, "The Pack Rat," symbolizes his tendency to collect and hoard various items, both useful and useless, creating a cluttered and chaotic environment around him.

One of the absurd traits attributed to this character is the exaggerated notion that he bathes and drinks out of the grease trap at McDonald's, adding an element of exaggerated absurdity to his persona. In reality, this description is a humorous exaggeration and not representative of any real person.

"The Pack Rat" character serves as a whimsical and humorous example of an individual with peculiar habits and behaviors, often used in storytelling or comedy to generate laughter and entertainment.

You see that little chungus Matthew Baldwin, hes such a PACKRAT!

by Tristan_D’amato69696969 September 30, 2023

Baldwin

To kill or murder something. To exclaim or state something is very effective or efficient.

1. Wow his Audi is so Baldwin! 2. Wow this matchup tonight is going to be so Baldwin! 3. This new iPhone is going to be so Baldwin! 4. My girl cheated on me. I should totally Baldwin her and her lover!

by Damnyou_ScubaSteve December 3, 2021