Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother June 1, 2018

Mattress baguette

that large wide thick juicy dense baguette thats been sitting out all day and might be a little hard to cut

You're as thick as a mattress baguette.

by maezvi March 1, 2025

Baguette

1) A weapon that Frenchmen whack delinquents with

2) A french food that is rock hard and u need to dip it in soup

BAGUETTE!

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023

Baguette

A stick made of bread—a breadstick!

A: Je voudrais une baguette, s'il vous plaît.
B: La baguette d'arbre où la baguette de pain?

by Tristan reads the dictionary August 18, 2023

Oui oui baguette

American slang

"Hey wassup ?"

"Oui oui baguette bro"
"Damn"

by kokman May 14, 2024

Baguette

the refined version of a cracker ass white person, usually coming from inherited wealth.

George bush is a real baguette, though he tries to pass off as a cracker.

by borkbork March 10, 2010

Baguette

Word that native american people like to use in order to show off their french skills

Oui oui baguette

by Sarginak May 11, 2022