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Baguette

Guy: Do you like pancakes?
Girl: baguette
by Harrypotterfreak101 July 7, 2017
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Dusty Baguette

by CrewTrash August 9, 2015
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Baguette

A word that is repeated by non French people to pretend that they know how to speak French
English: Spanish class was so easy so I learned how to speak French
French: Baguette was so Baguette so I Baguette to Baguette
by HoozJoh? April 25, 2021
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Baguette Seagull

Is it a Baguette?
Is it a Seagull?
No!
It is both!
It is love.
It is hate.
It is happyness.
It is pain (french people know that).
It is everything.
It is nothing.
It is a Baguette Seagull
Person1: "what do you love the most?"
Person2: "a Baguette Seagull"
by Baguette Seagull November 20, 2021
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Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.
Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
by warmbrother June 1, 2018
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Mattress baguette

that large wide thick juicy dense baguette thats been sitting out all day and might be a little hard to cut
You're as thick as a mattress baguette.
by maezvi March 1, 2025
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Baguette

A stick made of bread—a breadstick!
A: Je voudrais une baguette, s'il vous plaît.
B: La baguette d'arbre où la baguette de pain?
by Tristan reads the dictionary August 18, 2023
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