Val

The biggest fucking pussy you will ever meet. This kid starts crying if it’s too breezy our. He claims to be a Russian but he’d never touch a drop of liquor in his entire life. Needless to say, you wanna be friends with this kid cause of someone insults him, well make sure you can do like the song pumped up kicks and “run faster then his bullets.” He must be a wizard, cause despite the fact that he a total loser, HE GETS MORE PUSSY IN A WEEK THEN YOU DO YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

Anyone: Val, your such a fag. Suck my dick loser
Val: reaches in locker, *click click* what was that?

by Holland Faggot May 10, 2019

The Val Pinch

Where you put on finger in the anus and one in the vagina and proceede to 'pinch' the thin membrane separating both areas of the Woman's genitals

I want to use the Val pinch on you tonight

by The True English April 11, 2024

Val

Could be an abbreviation of ‘Valarie’ or ‘Valerie’ or maybe just ‘val’ in general, they’re overall kind and caring but protective when they need to be. Val can seem confident and extroverted, but that’s because of their need to be seen as a hero

Person1: oh I’m seeing my gf tonight

Person2: that’s nice, what is her name?
Person1:val
Person2:lucky you, you should keep her!

by Cat enjoyer :) January 23, 2022

Valentine (Val)

An Emo boy who writes books about gay people

Valentine: guys look! I, hit author, Valentine, has written this book!
Anyone ever: fuck off Valentine (Val)!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022

Doing a Val

When a girl goes along with the flow just cuz "we're friends" or "I took pity". Eventually ending up in a situation where its awkward for everyone.

Sam is doing a Val and dating a 30-year-old again.

by TrashyKing July 4, 2021

Val

Every STD known to man. He is the guy to search up Hentai on the school computer. He will send you anime jokes and try to make you laugh.

Val did it again.

by BeanosSlayer October 19, 2019

Val

By a car, love it for a week then hate it immediately and then trade it in within a week of owning it for something else.
Professionals would typically do this with a BMW M2 or M3 but it may be done with any other vehicle.

I just haven't done a 'Val' yet.

by LASS3 February 19, 2024