Noah's Ark

When you masturbate with multiple different lotions.

"Yeah, Tiffany gave me a Noah's ark last night"

by Cactissy April 29, 2025

Dirty Ark

When you fuck someone and cum in them over and over till they are packed full then you stick a plug in them off till the jizz hardens in them and you do that till it completely fills them and eventually have to go to the doctor to have it surgically removed and then they have a new snack to eat

My girlfriend and I just got back from the hospital with her new snack I had been working on her dirty ark for months.

by flounder98w March 12, 2021

ARK

A game but also a really cool server for smash bros. You should definitely join here: discord.gg/T5XdxQ

Hey Jimmy wanna go on ark to get coached by the awesome smash bros coaches?

by Goodboi69420 June 28, 2020

ARK

A really cool smash bros server where you can get coached, play against other people and more! Join here: discord.gg/T5XdxQ

"Hey Jimmy wanna go on ARK, the really cool discord server for smash bros?"
"Yeah!"

by Goodboi69420 June 28, 2020

Ark Comes Alive

A amazing overhaul mod, just this

im lazy to think about something, ark comes alive

by JooJ, The Bird January 22, 2017

ark shitty

A small town out over yonder where only rednecks, hillbillies, and white girls can all confidently say they have no life’s. Ark Shitty is the definition of a low life that cheers on their horrible football team, just to get smacked up by 40 every week. Personally if I lived in Ark Shitty, I would end it all.

“You live in Ark City?”
“Yes why?”
“I’m sorry.”
ark shitty means you have no life.

by typicalgamer45 September 15, 2023

ARK

Otherwise known as a virgin

NEVER play this game

Josh and Freddie have started playing ark again oh lord

by Moosebums May 24, 2021