Appalachian Autism

Term used to describe the inbred and redneck mannerisms of born-and-raised suburban guys from upstate New York that take PD and FD jobs in NYC. Their lack of street savvy and naivety to urban culture gives them the appearance of having autism in such jobs.

This boss is so scared, nervous, sneaky and stressed-out? Does have the Appalachian Autism?

by NVRLnD March 1, 2024

Appalachian Cum Rag

A short sleeved T-shirt worn upside down like a pair of shorts and used to catch your cumshot after masturbating.

Thank god I had an extra Tyler Childers shirt to use as an Appalachian cum rag last night!

by RandyLover69420 March 15, 2024

Appalachian Train

When several people engage In rough, unusually positioned sexual intercourse with a single human while riding a ski lift, specifically in the Appalachian mountains.

“I was with Jim on the ski lift the other day when I saw a group engaging in the strangest sex orgy I’ve ever seen. We called it the Appalachian Train.”

by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024