roasting the almond

when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room

My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!

by nastychicken June 26, 2016

Almond house

A home with no junk food just healthy snacks

Living in an almond house means banana and brown sugar are a sweet treat

by Tgequeenofpotatoes August 18, 2025

Almond-esque

Having a resemblance to almonds.

"Your eyes are almond-esque! I wish I had their shape."

by BGeezey March 17, 2022

Almond

Someone who enjoys the sensual love of a goat or a camel.

Oh don't worry ladies he's not interested in you, he's an Almond.

by anonymous March 8, 2023

Asthma Almond

A very swag person who likes throwing carrots at people more specifically Taarika Kaur Fish Gills

Why does asthma almond hate taarika kaur fish gills

by terracotta123 May 13, 2022

AlMond Milk

A word use to say '' you drink Men's Semen''.

He is gay causes he Drinks'' AlMond Milk''

by SHILXHTHAGOAT ON INSTGRAM April 14, 2021

Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие)

Translated from Bulgarian (Бадемово Щастие), Almond Happiness comes from a R34 post of Almond Cookie, a character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. In the image Almond Cookie showed naked with his arms crossed, while his body and dick (happiness) is hyper (the character's anatomy is unrealistically large). It can also be used to name a person who's dick is hard as Almond Cookie.

Valyo: You remind me of Almond Cookie with your hard dick...
Bartolov: Really? My Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие) is ready to penetrate you..

by dihanov October 29, 2024