crushing the airport

when you are waiting in the airport, and you invite custodial workers to watch the World Cup with you on your laptop

“Dude I am totally crushing the airport right now.”

by gibgub November 27, 2022

airport dropoff

When a person defecates in a public place and nobody notices.

Did you hear that Mike did an airport dropoff in a plant pot at last night's work event?

by Billy Bamboom January 20, 2023

airport pants

comfy pants that you would wear to the airport

wow lily where did you buy your airport pants? Oh fag central located in Miami.

by fruitlooped March 14, 2018

airport pants

a pant you were to go to the airport that looks stylish and is cnfortable

Hey lily im going to the airport have you seen my airport pants?

by fruitlooped March 1, 2018

airportant

Acting important when you are in an airport, by wearing clothing that conveys authority or worldliness, striding purposefully with a carryon trailing you on wheels, drinking at a bar while apparently doing something critical on your phone.

Look at that important businessman at the airport bar.

Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.

by zinndl December 30, 2019

The Jersey Airport

First, take the shitty diaper off and attach it to her head. Then shove a large spoon in her dirty ass, get a spoonful of shit and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. I call this move the Jersey Airport.

She wanted to go to Paris for her birthday, but she got to go to the Jersey Airport instead.

by trentsteel December 6, 2017

At the airport, getting my family from Boston

Banging your boyfriend while watching planes fly

Cmon Amanda, we all know what “At the airport, getting my family from Boston” means.

by Mopballs February 24, 2022