not dwight schrute. if you were looking for the position of dwight schrute at dunder mifflin scranton from 2005-2013, look for "assistant TO the regional manager"
by mohantypower August 6, 2014
Get the assistant regional managermug. Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX
-Axa Not LAX
by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006
Get the Assistant Jizz-Mopper.mug. More commonly referred to as C.A.B.
To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.
Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters
To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.
Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters
"Guys why is there a cone behind the door? I just bumped into it and almost dropped my waffles!"
M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"
M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"
by ***Welshy*** February 25, 2009
Get the Cone-Assisted Bantermug. The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.
Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.
Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.
"Guys, why are my toaster tongs set in a massive block of ice? did you do it to annoy me?"
"No, for Ice-assisted banter"
"No, for Ice-assisted banter"
by ***Welshy*** March 8, 2009
Get the Ice-Assisted Bantermug. the action performed by a wingman, by his very nature. Assisting a male companion in getting some by performing any number of selfless acts.
"Hey man. I've got this date with that hot chick downstairs, but she wants to take her ugly roommate along! Think you could pimp assist me on this one?"
by The VK August 5, 2004
Get the pimp assist [wingman]mug. Godammit, fucking blue pikmin again!!! Give me cranky kong, assholes!!!!
Billy :"I just unlocked all the Assist Trophies yesterday, without hax"
Bobo :"Dude, calm down"
Billy :"I just unlocked all the Assist Trophies yesterday, without hax"
Bobo :"Dude, calm down"
by Dr.Dildo February 8, 2017
Get the Assist Trophiesmug. Any 3rd party that assists with the physical act of sucking a cock. These acts of assistance may include, but are not limited to massaging the balls, fingering the butt, or licking the grundle. The role of the assistant cock sucker is not to be confused with that of the assistant TO the cock sucker.
1. My wife wouldn't let me cop a fully from the assistant cock sucker...what a bitch.
2. Rhonda juggles nuts like a real veteran assistant cock sucker
2. Rhonda juggles nuts like a real veteran assistant cock sucker
by john madden from the nf of l December 16, 2009
Get the assistant cock suckermug.