Keegan Freddrick Loza is Jerk who eats lots of poo and is mean to puppies.You can find him in a dark corner.He is known as Keegas in some area known as the tv hog.r
by Rock hard cool June 14, 2016
Get the keegan Freddrick lozamug. keegan rich beaven is the biggest derro/bogan commodore driver who has a boyfriend named todd and fingerbangs his ass
you know keegan rich beaven? yeah he and his boufriend todd tried race me at the lights in their gay commodore
by hibadehoopla November 6, 2011
Get the keegan rich beavenmug. The greatest rapper and bodybuilder of all time. 2pac and biggie died because his lyrics blew em away.
Also known as MC Keegs, he is an uprising rapper from Compton. As a member of no gang, he puts his studies first while balancing rapping and weight lifting. his immense strength and influence in the community is unrivaled.
Usually as a compliment, which bestows enormous value on the beholder. The only person to ever meet this title is MC Keegs, the Lean Mean Keegan Machine.
Currently, he has projected 5 albums, of which we know the name
Album #1: Mothafuckin' Hoes
Album#2 All over My Dick
Album #3 Parental Advisory
Album #4: My bitch is my dawg
Album #5 THE Lean, Mean Keegan Machine
Also known as MC Keegs, he is an uprising rapper from Compton. As a member of no gang, he puts his studies first while balancing rapping and weight lifting. his immense strength and influence in the community is unrivaled.
Usually as a compliment, which bestows enormous value on the beholder. The only person to ever meet this title is MC Keegs, the Lean Mean Keegan Machine.
Currently, he has projected 5 albums, of which we know the name
Album #1: Mothafuckin' Hoes
Album#2 All over My Dick
Album #3 Parental Advisory
Album #4: My bitch is my dawg
Album #5 THE Lean, Mean Keegan Machine
Dude, ya hear Ugly, a single from Mothafuckin' Hoes by the LEAN MEAN KEEGAN MACHINE?. It's amazing. The only song on my ipod.
by Host of 99.9, MC Keegs Live December 7, 2010
Get the Lean Mean Keegan Machinemug. Giraffe-like and usually bad at basketball. DO NOT DATE u may turn gay after dating him (all with love)
Did you see that girl who dated Keegan, she's a carpet muncher now and he still believes he'll be in the NBA.
by justthetruthlol December 12, 2023
Get the Keeganmug. Average hieght, skinny, average cock, mixed with white and black, and a 7/10 at best. He plays lots of video He smokes weed a bit, but or else just a average computer nerd who jerks off to much and does well in school without trying. Once you meet him you realize he is a cynical atheist who is super offensive for the sake of it. Consistantly using slurs and not giving two fucks what people think. He loves guitar, PC's, loves coding with c#, and plays in the jazz band. The best way a Keegan is described is "He's a smartass and is a dick to anyone he doesn't like. Using sarcasm and subtle ways to fuck with said person, but he is a good friend and will listen when you got problems."
by MrWankpants October 4, 2019
Get the Keeganmug. 
A guy who skips school every other day, a guy who always has a reason...
His looks are out of this world though. Very Lucious hair.
His looks are out of this world though. Very Lucious hair.
by Traquavian Funglebopper April 13, 2022
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