The most badass motherfucker to be alive. If Gary Vaynerchuk and David Goggins could have a kid, Chris Zavala would be the byproduct. I give up is not in his vocabulary, you’ll never see him she a tear and he has the pain tolerance of a fucking Shark with a chunk of flesh bitten off but still swimming along eating other sharks like a murder dolphin.
If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.
He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.
If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.
He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.
Chris Zavala is so unhinged one time I heard he threw a guy off a building just to see what would happen since he talked smack about his mom.
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During the 1600s, there was a saying for any Saad Rehan Zafar under 6 feet in height, used to bestow negative qualities and exile such gremlins from society:
Thou dost emit an odor most foul, akin to the putrid stench of the deepest cesspools. The very air doth quail and tremble in the presence of thy pungent fragrance, for it is as if a thousand skunks hath taken residence upon thy person.
Lastly, these characteristics are even more true if the Zafar at hand is left-handed.
Despite all of these good qualities, if he is under the height of 6 FEET, he is most likely someone who will put ghost pepper powder in his penis, butt fuck you, and then leaving a burning sensation in your anus (while saying "enjoy the herpes").
During the 1600s, there was a saying for any Saad Rehan Zafar under 6 feet in height, used to bestow negative qualities and exile such gremlins from society:
Thou dost emit an odor most foul, akin to the putrid stench of the deepest cesspools. The very air doth quail and tremble in the presence of thy pungent fragrance, for it is as if a thousand skunks hath taken residence upon thy person.
Lastly, these characteristics are even more true if the Zafar at hand is left-handed.
William Shakespeare: Thou dost emit an odor most foul, akin to the putrid stench of the deepest cesspools. The very air doth quail and tremble in the presence of thy pungent fragrance, for it is as if a thousand skunks hath taken residence upon thy person.
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