Zoo ass

When your fart reeks so bad, it smells like you are at the zoo.

Elaine ate Taco Bell last night,now she has a massive case of zoo ass.

by B-in-L January 24, 2022

zoo crew

a group of teenagers that reside in seattle, wa. In the summer months they can be constantly found in the lovely park next to the zoo. doing what??

drinking beers, beers, beers.
smoking weed, weed, weed.

"I wish that i could be in the zoo crew!!"
"Well, why dont you stop by the park then, they'll probably smoke you a bowl."

by bbbeeer February 3, 2007

Team Zoo

Team Zoo is a team that runs shit, making them complete animals.

Damn, a Team Zoo just ran up and slapped me in the face, stole my wallet and took me to a back alley where he raped me using zero lube. I regret the entire experience and should not have made eye contact.

by Team Zoo June 10, 2009

petting zoo

A strip club that lets you touch the strippers

-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!

by CSCC September 11, 2012

zoo ass

Itchy ass causing excessive scratching due to not having a clean butthole. Commonly caused by using rough, cheap toilet paper that does not remove all of the poop. Zoo ass can be easily remedied by using higher quality toilet paper and/or baby wipes.

My employer puts cheap toilet paper in the restrooms, and I end up getting zoo ass every time I take a dump at work.

by Zoo Master August 3, 2011

zoo zipper

a game were you sneak into a zoo when it is closed and break into the animals cages. You try to have sex with as many as you can before the animal kills/harms you because you were so stupid to do this. the more big and vicious the animal the more points you get

people were found dead in animals cages with no clothes on a couple times in the 90's

i was almost killed zoo zipping last night by the tiger
zoo zipper is fun while you are drunk

by petre101 January 5, 2010

Art of Zoo

animal and human sex if you go on google image that it

Art of zoo
animal and humans
but the animal are the top.

by YAY_fucktheinternet December 15, 2021