Kazoo xiao

doododo You wake to a knife at your throat, if monster dig their claws in you dodododo when death comes knocking at your door dododdoo call out my nameeeeee doodod ADEPTUS XIAOO dododo i will be HEREEE dododo when you CALL

A: Hey dude whats your favorite genshin character
B: Kazoo xiao
A: Bro what

B:doododo You wake to a knife at your throat, if monster dig their claws in you dodododo when death comes knocking at your door dododdoo call out my nameeeeee doodod ADEPTUS XIAOO dododo i will be HEREEE dododo when you CALL

by LvvlyyKleeetf February 15, 2022

Kelvin Xiao

Individuals who refer to themselves as "Kelvin Xiao," (Emphasis on "refer," because we all know their government name is some Chinese ahh name) are known for fumbling Korean girls by asking them for hugs.

Kelvin Xiao: "abg blocked me 😭"

by 30yoWomenVictim February 3, 2025

xiao

pretty anemo boy that happens to be an almond tofu enthusiast

he’s very submissive and breedable ngh

“yo xiao’s kinda hot”
“right?? he’s so skrunkly”
“double tap if you would skrunkly the when”

by kokomishousewife December 25, 2022

Xiao

xiao, the most cute motherfucker to ever exist yet also the saddest. you take one look at his backstory, and start sobbing so bad.

" yo, have you heard of xiao? "

" bitch stfu i cry abt him every night"

" same though "

"4lifers ig "

by xiao my beloved September 4, 2021

Xiao

Call out his name when you need help

"XIAO I HAVE A KNIFE IN MY TROATH"
-xiao appears and fixes it-

by ImHornyPlzHelp February 6, 2022

Tan Xiao Tong

A beauty, a talented designer and most importantly... She'll be Kai Wen's life partner.

Don't try argued with her. She's armed.

Love you, Tan Xiao Tong.
You so TXT, can't discuss with you.

by 20160309 November 22, 2021

Xue hua piao piao bei feung xiao xiao

Literal meaning: snow petals drifting, the north wind whistles

Used when Obama inhales oxygen

Joanne: I'm tired
Cole: Bitch, xue hua piao piao bei feung xiao xiao

by AnAsianWithNoLife May 18, 2020