Xander

gay.
mega gay.

P1: "Did you see the new kid? Do you know his name?"
P2: "Yeah, his name is Xander."
P1: "Oh wow, that's fucking gay."

by gucci draco August 6, 2018

Xander

X- xenophobic

A- and
N- niggerobic
D- dog
E- eater
R- really?

Wow look at that xander

by That guy xan May 17, 2017

Xande

To feel bad, sad, mad, down in the dumps, crappy. A term of unpleasant feeling towards life. The opposite of Zamu.

"Hello, how are you?"
"I'm very xande..."
"Oh! Thats to bad. You should be Zamu!"

by Dear June... :] June 5, 2009

Xander

Minecraft

Xander loves Minecraft but has no Minecraft gf

by Iliketacos yumm October 19, 2019

Bernie Xanders

Another word for Xanax. For the reason of how badass Bernie is.

I just popped a Bernie Xanders.

by Swag Daddy Bernie May 14, 2016

Xander

A not so good guy, Xander is a racist, sexist homophobe who will do anything, and I mean anything to get a girl. He is also irritated by the sound of a keyboard.

Goddamn, that guy is being a real Xander right now

by Xander Millar 74 June 14, 2018

Xanderman

A Xanderman is when you take take a Tootsie pop and continue altering it between your mouth and someone else's ass. The real trick is not knowing if you've reached the center or just have shit on the tootsie pop.

While giving him an Xanderman, I thought I reached the Tootsie Roll center but it was just shit.

by R. Venture31 October 28, 2018