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Wooden Cock

A great invention made by Gabriel in the träslöjdsalen
oh look what is that?
it´s a wooden cock bitch
by YourNan28 January 10, 2017
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wooden bow tie

A piece of clothing attire typically worn by people who are nowhere and who have no idea what they are doing with any aspect of life. The wooden bow tie can typically be seen around the areas of chermside West. If you have one of these there isn’t a lot that can help you
Look there goes Jaie and that drop kick with his bloody wooden bow tie
by Jf bruh March 8, 2020
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Wooden Pickaxe

Typically your first mining tool in the game minecraft, (unless your doing some stupid challenge or spawn near a village) that will either become your first furnace fuel or weaponry.
Person 1: I use my wooden pickaxe to kill cows and other players once I get a stone one.

Person 2: really? I burn it for fuel.
by Sandwichan47 July 13, 2020
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Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickel

Go to jail and you may just take it in the chocolate covered wooden nickel
by Paisley_pony March 28, 2012
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wooden girl

A girl you adore and love very much, but that love is unrequited and she does not feel the same. This definition stems from 2 songs called wooden girl: one by jonatan leandoer96 and one by pino placentile. Both songs describe women they loved that did not love them same way.
“I gave her all the kisses that I could, but it only seemed you were made of wood” lyrics to wooden girl by pino placentile
“He is afraid that the girl might not love him for what he is, instead for what he has.” - meaning of wooden girl by jonatan leandoer96 according to genius.com
by Asthmaurmom March 19, 2023
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whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.
Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.
by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023
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whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.
Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.
by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023
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