Wombat

a native australian animal who speaks coloquially, wears bumpkin clothes has a shit falcon and a tendancy towards bush pigs and star wars fanatics

god damn that's a wombat there alright!

by dallas aunger September 22, 2003

Wombat Day

Wombat day is a holiday created by the youtuber LukeOrSomething in his video "We Made Our Own Holiday". In this holiday you watch the newest Dream manhunt video, shine your shoes, and most inportant of all, eating cookie pizza.

Yeah bro, I celebrate Wombat Day

by EvanOrSomething December 26, 2020

Wombats Live

The phrase traditionally uttered by a male at the precise moment of ejaculation, post-vinegar stroke but pre-blurt.

'Oh crikey Maureen I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna..... Wombats Live!'

by Sticky_Green September 18, 2021

skinny wombat

The meaning of a skinny wombat is

1: that you have a micro penis and that you want to get a doctor or
2: that you are addicted to pornhub.com and you wanked your dick to hard or
3: You need to either eat a lot of facken Maccas or you need to stop eating

Man I need to become a skinny wombat
man you need some viagra

by Some random cheese burger November 02, 2017

Spank the wombat

To aggressively pleasure one's wiener

After Keisha blue-balled the shit out of Winston, he proceeded to spank the wombat in a 7/11 bathroom.

by cacadonalds May 05, 2015

Chilly Wombat

When it is so cold even a wombat would be chilly.

turn off the aircon mate, it's chilly wombats

by AussieMatto January 20, 2016

chilly wombats

Australian Slang for when it's so cold even wombats would be chilly.

Hey Rach, it's chilly wombats, hey mate?

by AussieMatto January 15, 2016