Wilbur Soot

Hatsune Miku

SEKAAAAAAAIIIIDEEEEE:

Yup, that’s the definition: a song from our beloved

-Who is Wilbur Soot?
-Hatsune Miku

-And who the fuck it’s hatsune miku?
-Wilbur soot

-…dude… just say another thing

-Hatsunebur Wilku

by Grappemachiatto November 21, 2023

wilbur davidson tuck

giga chad
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yooo wheres wilbur davidson tuck-1
he is giga chad-2

by Themayoroftownsvill December 6, 2022

Wilbur soot

wilbur soot is a very hot music man he also plays minecraft with philza minecraft and tommyinnit and when he smiles you turn gay because yes

hey you know that guy wilbur soot?
yeah hes hot

by soupsniffer_jamimi December 7, 2022

Wilbur

commonly uses coke

don't be a Wilbur your looking like a coke head

by richganglife November 8, 2018

Wilbur

verb: to pilfer sugar packets or other free products from restaurants, coffee shops, etc. Named for multi-millionaire Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross .

I Wilbured these extra sugar packets from Starbuck's.

by Jlohm October 1, 2018

Wilbur

The most delicious of the very select, and highly evolved, clade known as Thottius milfimaximus. Hunting a Wilbur is a highly evolved pathway in itself; as those who may even consider doing so must first court the progeny of a very elder educator who seemingly demands the approaching Wilbur to engage in accompanying courtship rituals, must also memorize such a great deal of information regarding greek mythology that one's semen is saturated, and must exhibit dark melanin patternization of the skin, a hallmark of challengers hailing from the African regions. African conquestors are exempt from all previous tribulations in their never ending quest to dominate a Wilbur sexually, as they posses the evolutionary novelty of greatly enhanced growth hormone release in the penile region, a trait that is quite beneficial when attempting to whip a Wilbur's meaty thighs like the Congo drums of their ancestors.

Damn, the allelic frequency in that Wilbur population sure favors max thiccness.

by saucegodguap June 5, 2018

wilbur

the best boy you’ll ever meet, he’s hot, kind, funny, and smart, if you are friends with a wilbur or dating one, consider yourself very lucky

: oh look theres wilbur
: omg hes the best

by wilburisthebestperson April 24, 2022