whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job
Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*
by whackingtheweeder.com February 6, 2008
mugGet the whack the weedermug.

Whack the pastry

The female version of the males' 'Abuse the noodle'.

To masturbate.

Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.
Man: Ahh yeah baby I'm abusing the noodle. Whack your pastry for me.

Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.
by DeadDolleh June 29, 2009
mugGet the Whack the pastrymug.

Sack and Whack

Stuffing your balls inside a vaginal cavity like packing a pipe with your thumb while jerking off onto declared body part such as stomach or back (if flexible). Also called "sack n whack".
Hey babe, mind if we sack and whack on your back while I read phrack on your mac? k thx hun.
by deadly muffin November 16, 2010
mugGet the Sack and Whackmug.

whack-pack

A group of individuals, usually young males, who are mistakenly under the impression that they are hip or cool.
Joe, Aaron, and Dave had a chance with those girls, but they blew it with those corny lines. What a whack-pack.
by Brandon H. April 21, 2006
mugGet the whack-packmug.

Google Whack

When you enter two real words into google and come up with only one search result.
My monkey, cletus, he google whacks on a regular basis
by ElbieElentari November 25, 2003
mugGet the Google Whackmug.

out of whack

Something that does not fit in with a group, database, or situation.

Something that doesn't make sense.
"This spreadsheet is out-of-whack. Those entries don't make sense and don't belong there"

"There's something out-of-whack 'bout the people at this party...I'm outta here"
by Prof XXX January 1, 2004
mugGet the out of whackmug.

whack-a-do

You know what I think about Susan, I think she is a whack-a-do
by Bachman January 11, 2005
mugGet the whack-a-domug.

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