Weaver

Weaver: Someone who throws like a sissy or performs badly in the clutch in baseball. Also, a slang term for poop.

Man, That dude throws like a weaver.

Check out this giant weaver I took in the toilet.

by Dex2518 May 28, 2018

Weaver's dictionary

The dictionary written by the weaver clan in the 21st century following the great schism with the emilys.

The 2010 Weaver's dictionary containing the word hateable

by weves October 27, 2010

Weaver Beaver

An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)

That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023

Weavering

The act of driving erratically and under the speed limit on the freeway

My grandfather got pulled over for weavering while driving on the New Jersey turnpike.

by anonymous June 19, 2022

223's Look Like Sigourney Weaver

223's Look Like Sigourney Weaver

223's Look Like Sigourney Weaver

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

Shawn Weaver

A sweet loving teddy bear. He might seem scary. But on the inside he's just a little softy. He always smells of fresh linen. He likes football and knows how to tackle.

I am having a Shawn Weaver day

by PB taco January 17, 2019

shreve weaver

a shreve weaver is someone who derails or undermines another person by quibbling over semantics or shifting the focus of the conversation to an inaccuracy in an off-hand or tongue-in-cheek remark that has no relevance to the initial topic

"When I asked him to call 911 because my boyfriend shot a gun at me, the shreve weaver replied 'You mean he *fired* a gun at you.'"

by h080e February 15, 2023