You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.

Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh

by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023

Cunt Wart

A very annoying girlfriend/spouse whose painful complaining and crying annoys you physically.

Sidney would not quit bitching about me hogging the TV earlier today. She's a complete cunt wart

by The God of Trolls April 5, 2020

Pube Wart

Not quite sure what it means.

1. An insult shouted at some wee cunts out the back of a minibus.

"Ye Fort William 'Pube Warts'."

2. Those things you squeeze on your baw bag and nothing bad happens unless you break the skin.

by Maff_ETR May 22, 2020

PENIS WART

THAT SHIT'S FUCKING NUSTY

oh SHIT I DROPPED MY PENIS WART

by JAYJAYAJAYJAY SLIMEEE June 18, 2020

Star Warts

when you get an STI from an alien

Guy 1: bro, did you fuck any aliens during the invasion last week?

Guy 2: yeah man but i got star warts!

by Sadroit August 5, 2020

San Francisco wart

Genital wart

I have a San Francisco wart on my penis

by Jennifurbuger June 21, 2022

Wart

A wet fart

Holy shit did you hear that? That was a wart

by Zhyvok June 23, 2022