by 69ordoggystyle August 2, 2019

The swagon wagon is pretty much the train that all faggots who have "swag" and say stupid shit like YOLO and BRAH are aboard.
Dude, Brah, like yolo what up n*ggazz.
Bitch get off the swagon wagon.
The what? ehh whatever yolo swag #livin
Bitch get off the swagon wagon.
The what? ehh whatever yolo swag #livin
by whodatninja77 April 18, 2014

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 3, 2010

by esogod December 21, 2010

by Kg212013 January 1, 2017

n. A suspicious automobile, often a police car. The word "sketch-wagon" is most often used by people participating in illegal activities, such as speeding or running a red light, and is mostly associated with smoking marijuana.
(Can also referred to as "Sketch-Mobile.")
(Can also referred to as "Sketch-Mobile.")
Michael ran a red light and thought he'd gotten away with it, when a sketch-wagon appeared out of nowhere and pulled him over.
by ihasabike December 16, 2010

An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.
by Pheecees August 4, 2022
