riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls
by thee.silverpony May 14, 2014

Woof can be compared to the sayings such as that sucks, woah, and damn.
This can be defines as coming into contact with something that just simply sucks.
This can be defines as coming into contact with something that just simply sucks.
Amber: I just got with a grenade
Jess: oh woof better luck next time
Jenny: I got a flat tire someone come scoop!
Julia: woof I’m at work rn dawg
Jess: oh woof better luck next time
Jenny: I got a flat tire someone come scoop!
Julia: woof I’m at work rn dawg
by Woof master June 17, 2021

by isometimesbark October 24, 2022

a straight guy willing to get on his knees for a girl and ‘submit to her’. (originally based off of the “down boy!! arf!” meme, but also partially just from a boy just being so cute and nice that he’s like a dog when he’s on his knees for a girl, y’know?)
by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? May 18, 2025

The sound that a dog which has been done up the arse, then charges at you as you tresspass in the drive-way of it's owners house makes.
We were walking past the house, and saw the dog. We laughed.
"WOO-HONK"
".."
"AHAHAHAHAHA"
"THAT DOG JUST SA-.."
"WOOF-HONK"
"WOO-HONK"
".."
"AHAHAHAHAHA"
"THAT DOG JUST SA-.."
"WOOF-HONK"
by Allzo January 29, 2009
