Whack the pastry

The female version of the males' 'Abuse the noodle'.

To masturbate.

Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.

Man: Ahh yeah baby I'm abusing the noodle. Whack your pastry for me.

Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.

by DeadDolleh June 29, 2009

Get the whacks

To catch hands, fight, or hit someone. “Whack” is often used as a onomatopoeia when someone is hit by something or someone.

“I gave that bitch the whacks”

“Jason is about to get the whacks if he keeps talkin shit”

by P-Cone November 27, 2019

Sack and Whack

Stuffing your balls inside a vaginal cavity like packing a pipe with your thumb while jerking off onto declared body part such as stomach or back (if flexible). Also called "sack n whack".

Hey babe, mind if we sack and whack on your back while I read phrack on your mac? k thx hun.

by deadly muffin November 14, 2010

whack-pack

A group of individuals, usually young males, who are mistakenly under the impression that they are hip or cool.

Joe, Aaron, and Dave had a chance with those girls, but they blew it with those corny lines. What a whack-pack.

by Brandon H. March 31, 2006

Google Whack

When you enter two real words into google and come up with only one search result.

My monkey, cletus, he google whacks on a regular basis

by ElbieElentari November 25, 2003

out of whack

Something that does not fit in with a group, database, or situation.

Something that doesn't make sense.

"This spreadsheet is out-of-whack. Those entries don't make sense and don't belong there"

"There's something out-of-whack 'bout the people at this party...I'm outta here"

by Prof XXX January 01, 2004

whack-a-do

Someone that is crazy

You know what I think about Susan, I think she is a whack-a-do

by Bachman January 11, 2005