by HUE HUE HUE!! September 27, 2016
by mozley May 14, 2008
(n)
refers to an obese person. the said person can sometimes be very bitchy when not fed their cake. calling someone a 'cake vacuum' implies that, if a cake were given to them, they would inhale it as if there was no tomorrow.
shortens to cake vac
refers to an obese person. the said person can sometimes be very bitchy when not fed their cake. calling someone a 'cake vacuum' implies that, if a cake were given to them, they would inhale it as if there was no tomorrow.
shortens to cake vac
person 1: Fatty over there is such a cake vacuum. he already ate the entire cake that was for the whole party.
person 2: what a fat ass...
person 2: what a fat ass...
by fat person December 21, 2007
A term used for the description of an abusive girlfriend. One in which a man comes to work, or another public place with bruises, in which lacking a better excuse simply states (see example). The name Alex was chosen as a prefix in a degrading way, since Alex means "Defender of Man" this term obviously degrades the person.
Friend 1: Did you hear John has a girlfriend?
Friend 2: Really?
Friend 3: I heard she's Alex's Vacuum though.
Friend 2: Another falls prey to an abusive girlfriend, just like Geoff did.
Friend 2: Really?
Friend 3: I heard she's Alex's Vacuum though.
Friend 2: Another falls prey to an abusive girlfriend, just like Geoff did.
by Spoonyy September 21, 2010
by EVILPANMAN November 20, 2016
“I accidentally spilled my fireworks on the floor!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”
by diphenhydramine April 01, 2021
When a girl farts while your going down on her, you catch it with your mouth and blow it back in to her mouth without her knowing what is going on
by Mollies December 28, 2021