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Underwear Glue

A term describing the occurrence of leftover cum sticking to the underwear about an hour after having sex.
Dude, I shouldn't have fucked that chick last night... I have the worst case of underwear glue!
by Fredica (aka. Fred and Jess) November 15, 2009
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underwear model

1. A version of "pretty" or "handsome" that works for everybody.

2. Someone who is pretty in a very generic way.
They may be generally agreed upon (in their culture) as pretty or handsome, but they do not stand out in any way. There is nothing striking about their beauty.

If you were to do a composite of all the features men or women find to be attractive and create a computer-generated image of it, this is who would pop out.

The term comes from the idea that catalog and underwear models must not overpower the clothing that they wear and thus those who cast them pick the most mainstream-looking of the models. Consequently, underwear models all look very similar to one another in a very striking way.
Girl 1: I am soooo in love with George Clooney!

Girl 2: Why is everybody so hot on him? He looks like an underwear model. Mark Walhberg is so much better-looking.

Girl 1: Oh come on! He really was an underwear model!

Girl 2: The irony!
by Surprised January 15, 2009
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Underwear Chewbacca

Noun. A really, really furry vagina, that it resembles a wookie coming out a. Happens when a woman does not shave her nether regions in years. The hair starts in the belly button and ends in the asshole. Usually resulting in only handjobs and blowjobs.
This is a girl i would whacka,

If it wasn't for her Underwear Chewbacca.
by BioShocker2 May 9, 2014
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underwear vagina

Miranda - Does anyone know the proper name for the hole in the front of guys underwear?

Rob - underwear vagina.
by BeefcakeChan January 3, 2014
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underwear selfie

Can u send an underwear selfie

Yes i can im proude of My bodie
by Yehaman April 4, 2016
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underwear rash

That painful feeling that occurs on the legs due to wearing underwear. When the bottom of the underpants squeezes a section of the leg, an uncomfortable sensation develops and stays long after the underwear is adjusted and/or removed. Ice helps, but the process can be painful itself, and it takes time and patience.

The sole reason this author hates underwear
Damn it. I got an underwear rash. I'm fucked for the rest of the day.
by ManMan36 June 11, 2016
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Underwear-Fu

The martial art of making your underwear last longer. It typically starts with front-to-back, then back-to-front, then inside out, then front-to-back. The process repeats day by day.
"Dude, my underwear lasts twice as long now that I know the art of Underwear-Fu!"
by ThatGuyywithWords May 29, 2016
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