twelve

a person of any age or age group that displays the mental or behavioral qualities of that of a 12-year old. twelve (12) in this definition is used as an adjective rather than the traditional noun (being the literal number '12'). being called "twelve" is never used as a compliment, this is strictly an insult. if "twelve" is used to suggestively address someone who is obviously younger than 12 years of age, they will likely be offended. this term is solely used toward anyone obviously older than 12 years of age, as it signifies lack of experience, common sense, or maturity that should exist in someone of their true age.
Person 1: uranus is my favorite planet. get it? get it??? urrrr anussss
Person 2: bro what are you twelve? go sit down somewhere, man.
by TheOneAndOnly0929 January 18, 2024
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twelve

the age of most children who play fortnite
Person 1: Hey, see that kid over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He must be twelve!
by dufixuonsfos February 17, 2019
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twelve

A number most eliciting of sexuality when spoken by a drunk Indian man in the morning.
I couldn't get my hands off of her when the clock hit twelve (pronounced twellllveeeee).
by Shilp February 11, 2022
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twelve

how bored are you. you typed twelve into urban dictionary or look mum(i'm not an american) look how far i can count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 10, 11, twelve
by theloloman March 16, 2021
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Twelve

Cops, police, feds and all that shit
Fuck twelve
Shit, there is a twelve knocking kn the door
by Sandy Low Rider July 19, 2017
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seven-foot twelve

A more fun way to say eight-foot
Why do you have to be seven-foot twelve, dude?
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Twelve Sixes

The modern-day women in today's society have extremely high standards and expectations for men in the dating market. The Twelve Sixes evaluates men based on what they must have in order to have a chance at successfully dating one of them.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Friends with at least 6 rich/high-value men.
9. At least 6 notch count.
10. A 6-figure trust fund.
11. Must have at least been in a 6-year relationship.
12. A dowry of 6 figures.
Jack, there are Twelve Sixes now. It's only a matter of time before women add "Must be 6 feet under in 6 years" to their list.
by Mister Arbiter January 20, 2025
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