turtled

To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help,akin to a turtle which is helpless when placed upside down on its back

megan was completly turtled last night she ended up in hospital and had to be pumped

by tonymush November 15, 2010

Turtleditch

Ditch-like stone or cement structurs built along side roads and sidewalks to allow water run off to flow during the rainy seasons. The word "turtleditch" is most commonly used on military bases in South Korea where these types of channels flourish throughout the region and it is believed that the concept of "turtleditches" originated on U.S. military bases in South Korea.
The "turtle" came from the kevlar helmets that U.S. and ROK soldiers where which resembles the shell of a turtle. The ditch of course comes from the actual purpose for which the structures were built. Although the turtleditches can be found in various depths and widths, in most cases they are not marked or protected by railings. Many drunken soldiers and civilians alike have fallen into the ditches hence the name "turtleditch".

"The other night, Smith and I were walking back from the club when he fell into a turtleditch over by the mess hall. He cracked his head up pretty good."

by Shaneoj August 27, 2007

turtledove

A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.

I almost had a shart, thank goodness it was only a turtledove.

by YoJimmy November 5, 2006

Turtled

To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help.

John: Oh god did you see Maria the other night?

Mark: Yeh I did man, at the end of the night she was apsolutely turtled!

John: I know yeh man, me and Gary had to pick her up and bring her home!

by McDaddy76 June 27, 2009

Turtled

When someone pulls your collar over your head non sexualy sometimes

Chris was turtled when his sex doll pulled his collar over his head

by Christopher turtle May 24, 2018

Turtled

When you have a small dick and shrinkage. Your dick creeps so you have little hang and mostly head. Very much like a turtle’s head hiding in it’s shell.

My bathroom has a draft from the fan and I’m always turtled when I’m getting into the shower

by Richard Smalls January 31, 2020

Turtleduckin

When a hard on suddenly retreats and calls it a night ...like a turtle ducking its head back into its shell, not to be seen for the rest of the evening.

I guess willie has gone on strike because the S.O.B has PULLED a turtleduckin . Like elvis has left the building.

by DR.S Moostie February 16, 2021