Tumblr

An online community where you can share your interests freely. The content can range from normal (recipes, gardening, certain fandoms, etc.) to questionable (seriously, certain Tumblr users have invented like 82 genders).

Teen: Dad, I finally figured out what my gender is. I'm trans-demi-aporagender.
Dad: Let me guess, you've been on Tumblr.

by HPTrash November 16, 2017

Tumblr

Where sleepless nights are born, fangirls thrive, sarcasm is the first language, and your social life ends

" Hey I'm thinking about getting a tumblr, thoughts? "
" NO DON'T! SAVE YOURSELFFFFFFF!" * Dramatically colapses to the ground *
" Uh, you okay there buddy? "

by ThatFanaticFangirl March 4, 2016

Tumblr

Whether you're interested in destroying your social life, or you just want to look at the weirdest porn collection on the internet. Tumblr is the new kiddie's version of 4chan. Have fun basking in your glory of "freedom fighting" while indulging in the world's most fattest foods.

"Where opinions never matter and QUICK REBLOG THE MISSING CAT"

"OMG! Tumblr is like, so, amazing! Gosh~"

by Amber Bandit May 4, 2015

Tumblr

The biggest fucking collection of shut posting, fandoms and its fucking beautiful.

"Dude the only thing that's more Tumblr is the Internet."

by ThePotatoWaifu June 27, 2016

Tumblr

The end

If you get tumblr, your life is pretty much destined to be over.

by Itsreallynotfine July 25, 2016

Tumblr

A social media where everybody is an introvert who also happens to have depression, anxiety and is shy.
If you say that you are any of those you will get shit ton of notes.

Tumblr user: I'm so anxious rn!
Me: *sigh*
Tumblr user: I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING, I'M DYING!!!
Me: *sigh*

by Čapra July 11, 2016

Tumblr

The most addicting website ever & end of your social life as a whole.

DUDE DO YOU HAVE A TUMBLR?!
YEAH MAN. A TUMBLR & NO FRIENDS!

by danceintherain55 February 24, 2012