Tumblr 

A website, a place, and a language.

"I was up all night on Tumblr reblogging pictures of tea."
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Frank:

"Oh my God! Bob! I haven't seen you in years! Where have you been?"

Bob: "Tumblr."
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A language that is sometimes used in the real world. Which results in confusion, because it's like sarcasm, but doesn't make any sense. Or it's just a scramble of random letters.

"What the actual fuck?"
"OMG I CAN'T EVEN."
"I'M DYING."
"asdfghjkl"
"Wat is this I don't even"

Tumblr by aeb October 5, 2012

tumblr 

A blogging social network site for those who want to express their opinions and be entirely themselves. Many fandoms are found on tumblr such as Harry Potter, Starkid and Glee. It's a place where people are't judged. Those with a tumblr also know not to talk about tumblr to those who don't have a tumblr. It's not a 'fashion trend' it's a place for people to be original and themselves with their followers who they don't necessarily know in real life but find some common ground with.

Facebook person: So I heard that Darren Criss guy is coming back to Glee for season 3?

Tumblr person: Yeah I found that out a while ago.

Facebook person: But I only saw it on one of my friends' statuses today. How did you know?

Tumblr person: Can't remember. Google or something. *in head - tumblr tells me EVERYTHING*

tumblr by kate7777 August 16, 2011

tumblr 

a breeding ground for hipsters and douchebags. Tumblr loves Harry Potter, crappy memes, and cheesy quotes superimposed on top of pictures of the beach.

person 1: hey, do you have a tumblr?

person 2: sorry, I have a life.

tumblr by itsamee January 19, 2011

tumblr 

anything but a website where "hipster" or "pastel grunge" girls post quotes from 2k14 like "postive vibesss" or "can you not" or some other bullshit that would be on a forever 21 tee.

(this is commonly mistaken by mainstream pop girls who don't have even have tumblr )

*posts some mainstream pic on instagram of a macbook and starbucks latte on a duvet*
natash.abi_x: omg so tumblr!!!
jamie.obrnnn: tumblr x
daniellajo: tumblr much <3

tumblr by foetus-jesus March 22, 2016

Tumblr 

Tumblr is an website of acceptance for EVERYONE! (unless you're a white straight male then fuck you patriarchal scum)
Tumblr is a community of emo teenagers who circlejerk on first-world problems while calling themselves cats. It has slowly become more and more inbred, to the point that the huge community in it believes to be the best community on the entire web, while the rest of the internet looks at it with fear and disgust.

Person 1: I just stayed all night browsing tumblr!
Person 2: Lol you have no life
Person 1: Did you know there are 89 different genders?

Tumblr by Tunsku November 27, 2016

Tumblr 

A virus that will infect and crash your computer

wow i just got a tumblr yesterday and it crashed my computer

Tumblr by belieberrrrrr August 7, 2011

Tumblr 

A virus. Don't get one.

annoying facebook girl: omefggzzz wutz tumbler?! I whant wun!!!1111!!!!111111!!!!!ONE!!!!!!

me: Tumblr will put viruses in your computer and leak your information. Dont get one, I beg you.

Tumblr by imagiinarium November 15, 2012