Tristan

A horrible person, a Man who will go behind your back. Will hurt you, will go out of his way to make your life hell! Tristan’s are the type of people you don’t want to keep.

Female 1: Tristan is a horrible person.

by TrulyWicked June 17, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is stupid, ugly, and just overall a piece of garbage. Nobody likes him bc he is such a fucking bitch and he should just go die In a hole. He has a BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND named honey and he doesnt deserve her at all. In conclusion if you see a Tristan you should just push him off a bridge.

Fuck tristan

by Tcrosbie04 April 14, 2019

Tristan

The biggest asshole you will ever meet. He'll lure you in with his musical talent, but will turn out to be an untalented douchebag who would rather cheat on his girlfriend and lie about it for months than just grow a pair and fess up. Meeting a "Tristan" will waste your time and energy.

"You see that ugly dick over there?"
"Oh yeah, he's such a Tristan"

by Catlover696969 April 19, 2013

Tristan

Daddy🤤, usually has a big dick

Did you see that kid named Tristan
Yeah he’s such a smokeshow

by vDad June 6, 2018

Tristan

Gargles everyones balls. Big fag

Tristan just gargled his own balls cause he's a fag He does this every day

by bigdick2 March 17, 2014

Tristan

A man with a super smelly ass. He cannot stop farting.

God, do you have to be such a Tristan?

by kitkat55 June 5, 2018

Tristan

Generally, they will be nice guys, some specimens will be dickholes.

In highschool, Tristan M. was pretty cool, but Tristan S. is a sack of shit.

by Dongleicious April 30, 2019