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Baby Blanket Trauma

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.
Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma
by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 2, 2023
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Pen Trauma

You can't write as you're having a trauma with your pen and there's no other pens close by or you can't get out of a meeting to get a new pen.
When your Bic crumbles in you hand in an exam or in an important meeting you experience Pen Trauma.
by 367squadron June 24, 2011
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Banana Trauma

When you’re about to shove it in but miss and hit the cheek instead.
FUCK! I JUST GOT BANANA TRAUMA!
by The Globbyglogabgalab June 6, 2018
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Trauma Slut

A trauma slut is someone who, either actively or passively, becomes the go-to person for friends, colleagues, or family members to offload their emotional baggage or traumatic experiences. This individual often exhibits a unique blend of empathy and resilience, enabling them to absorb and respond to these intense emotional disclosures without being overwhelmed. Whether it's a heart-wrenching breakup story, workplace drama, or family feud, the trauma slut is the one everyone turns to for a sympathetic ear and a shoulder to cry on.
After spending hours consoling her friends about their various problems, Saikat realized he had become the group's trauma slut.
by Saikonaut March 20, 2024
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Post Head Trauma Syndrome

When you can't remember anything recent from the last 2 hours, and not aware about important events. This is caused from some severe brain injury.
Girl: I can't believe you cheated on me with a hoe.

Guy: Oh my gosh, how do you remember that?!

Girl: Jeez! It's not like i have Post Head Trauma Syndrome!!
by rossano January 10, 2009
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Trauma Brag

To brag, highlight, or bring attention to hardship that one has experienced. Examples include highlighting one's experience of poverty, illness, abuse, or adversity

These types of brags get attention for higher status signalers and dismissal for low status ones
There's the head of that bank trauma bragging about his illness in order to get more clout in the newspaper headlines
by Human Peacocking June 10, 2023
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