Tracket

A Tracket is a piece of attire favoured in the Northeast of England, which is crafted from the finest grade tracksuit cotton and fashioned into an evening jacket, forming the iconic: Tracket. It is perfect combination of relaxed style and street cred needed when purchasing vodka for the local high school kids (of course at a premium; a Tracket collection does not pay for itself!) or when needing to convince a bouncer that you are worthy of entering the local discotheque, despite it being the stage of the night when you don't even know your own name. With Tracket on, it’s Bruce Wayne, player!

Functionality is also paramount in the Tracket’s appeal in that the expense and time wasted lining up for North East England’s only dry cleaner at which Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoigne’s caravan of England 1990 World Cup shirts are perpetually being cleaned, is not lost as it is washing machine (delicate-cycle) friendly. This puts you: Tracketer - owner of the tracket - in control and right where you wants to be; on the tiles and throwing the kind of shapes that only 12 pints of Stella on a Tuesday night and the flexibility of jacket fashioned out tracksuit material can let you perform!

“No ladies, my mum did not sew this for me... a mother of 12 in China did for Topshop. Oppression for £100 fits like a glove on an iron fist!”

Dave: The police locked me up last night...
Jim: Was is it because you were drunk on the street, cursed relentlessly at that group of boy scouts, before kicking a guide dog and telling its owner to watch where they were going?
Dave: No, it’s because I was wearing a Tracket.
Jim: Snap, lucky you didn’t have double denim on also, or that would be a 10 year stretch!

by Shmick0 July 25, 2011

trucker ball

When your nut bag is stuck to the side of your leg. Generally during a road trip.

I had to get off the freeway cause of a gnarly case of trucker ball.

by marble_player July 4, 2017

Trucker's Grease

A nasty, greasy skid mark or shit stain created from excessive and repeated release of wet farts and flatulence and Moose Jelly while in a seated position for an extended period of time. Trucker's Grease may also be created from or enhanced by poor wiping of the anus and occurs when the underwear ride up deeper and deeper into the ass crack from squirming and moving about in the seated position.

Jerry packed his bag for the long drive to California. He threw in extra underwear as he anticipated the long dive and hours in the seated position would combine with a nasty road diet of fast food resulting in a lot of Trucker's Grease.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014

i wanna be tracer

What about widow maker?

friend:yo moe I wanna be tracer

Me:nigga im alredy tracer
friend just fucking dies

by iwanna be tracer December 12, 2018

nigger trickery

any poorly thought out plan intended to deceive others in order to accomplish the tricker's goal. More often than not, these plans fail miserably.

Person 1:

hey whats that over there?

person 2:

:looks and turns back to see person one going through his brief case:
What the hell do you think you're doing? You're nigger trickery won't work on me.

by JB Biff August 20, 2008

mutha trucker

"mutha trucker" is a bleeped out version of mother fucker.

Guy 1:"Who broke my car window?"
Guy 2:"Johnny"
Guy 1:"That stupid ass mutha trucker"
Guy 2:"We better jump him"

by Alana K November 7, 2007

Twacker

Somebody who smokes fake weed.

"Hey man you hear about Tom? He became a total twacker always fucked up on that fake shit.. "

by imdabessss January 26, 2013