The act of wearing a condom, covering it in hot sauce, then covering it with another condom. The hot sauce acts as a warning alarm, so if either party starts to burn, you know that a condom has broken and you should stop.
1:"Man, I was 25 minutes into a Toledo Torpedo with this chick when she starting talking about an STD and burning feelings. Told her not to worry, we were extra safe.
by Rilesfincham April 18, 2021
Get the Toledo Torpedomug. the use of a small shovel, half dozen roses, fertilizer, and an emblem off of a B.M.W. pick-uptruck. Items are used for a highly stylistic ritual. Other than that, not much is known.
William torpedo the egg last night. he used the wrong shovel and the eggwould not pop in the final stage. The shine off the emblem hit the roses that made the torpedo just right.
by gespar January 18, 2011
Get the [torpedo] the [egg]mug. When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.
Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.
by Stushkushnpuss April 17, 2016
Get the chocolate torpedomug. by Terricuda August 3, 2017
Get the tropical torpedomug. by Irish Ernest Hemingway April 1, 2020
Get the Dirt Torpedomug. In the heat of the moment, I forgot I'd just eaten a bunch of jalapeno peppers and when I put some spit on my cock for lube I accidentally gave her the spitfire torpedo. Good thing she's into pain.
by Kehvie Metaal May 18, 2016
Get the spitfire torpedomug. an alternate definition is when you are giving cunnalingus to your partner and right as she starts to orgasm you spit on the head of your penis and immediately thrust inside her and instantly blow your wad.
I was really tired last night but Louise was super horny so I gave her a Spitfire Torpedo. 10 minutes later she was asleep and I was watching SportsCenter.
by Alfred N May 18, 2016
Get the spitfire torpedomug.