chocolate torpedo

When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.

Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.

by Stushkushnpuss January 06, 2016

Tesco torpedo

The item you purchase when you can't afford Lockheed's torpedo prices

"Was that Warhead?" "No, that was a Tesco torpedo"

by BlameXeno June 06, 2023

[torpedo] the [egg]

the use of a small shovel, half dozen roses, fertilizer, and an emblem off of a B.M.W. pick-uptruck. Items are used for a highly stylistic ritual. Other than that, not much is known.

William torpedo the egg last night. he used the wrong shovel and the eggwould not pop in the final stage. The shine off the emblem hit the roses that made the torpedo just right.

by gespar January 18, 2011

pork torpedo

another way to say penis, dick, schlong

suzie loves eating pork torpedo and can't get enough of it

by fry1077 December 10, 2010

murder torpedo

a shark

oh look a murder torpedo

by memer man 234 January 30, 2019

Torpedo Snake

Torpedo snake; When u gotta go to the bathroom really bad.
Instead of saying "Excuse me sir, may I use toilet?"
You would say "Move bitch, I got a fucking torpedo snake!!"

(Family gathered for dinner sitting around a table)
Jim:"Mum, may I use bathroom please?"
Mum:"For fucks sake, Jim. This will be your second time!"
Jim:"Excuse me for having a torpedo snake!"
Mum:"Well atleast if you unload some shit you can finally fit through to kitchen door without being mashed. U fucking fat piece of shit."
Jim:" Damn mum, Maybe you have a torpedo snake too?"

by MrWatermelon March 23, 2016

Dirt Torpedo

Someone who hits the ground at a high velocity.

"John's parachute didn't open, and he became a Dirt Torpedo

by Irish Ernest Hemingway April 02, 2020