Wombat

a native australian animal who speaks coloquially, wears bumpkin clothes has a shit falcon and a tendancy towards bush pigs and star wars fanatics

god damn that's a wombat there alright!

by dallas aunger September 21, 2003

chilly wombats

Australian Slang for when it's so cold even wombats would be chilly.

Hey Rach, it's chilly wombats, hey mate?

by AussieMatto April 25, 2016

Wombat Day

Wombat day is a holiday created by the youtuber LukeOrSomething in his video "We Made Our Own Holiday". In this holiday you watch the newest Dream manhunt video, shine your shoes, and most inportant of all, eating cookie pizza.

Yeah bro, I celebrate Wombat Day

by EvanOrSomething December 26, 2020

Spank the wombat

To aggressively pleasure one's wiener

After Keisha blue-balled the shit out of Winston, he proceeded to spank the wombat in a 7/11 bathroom.

by cacadonalds May 6, 2015

Lunar Wombat

Lunar Wombats are short-legged, muscular quadrupedal marsupials of the family Vombatidae that are native to The Moon. Living species are about 1 m (40 in) in length with small, stubby tails and weigh between 20 and 35 kg (44 and 77 lb). They are adaptable and habitat tolerant, and are found mostly around , Leibnitz Beta Plateau, including Nobel Rim 1, as well as an isolated patch of the mind while tweeting on meth.

Tommy was tweaking on meth and called the cops because Lunar Wombats where crawling through his window.

by The Great Juan July 31, 2023

Wombats Live

The phrase traditionally uttered by a male at the precise moment of ejaculation, post-vinegar stroke but pre-blurt.

'Oh crikey Maureen I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna..... Wombats Live!'

by Sticky_Green September 18, 2021

Chilly Wombat

When it is so cold even a wombat would be chilly.

turn off the aircon mate, it's chilly wombats

by AussieMatto May 1, 2016