Down stairs mixup

When one’s parts below the belt are confused

Do you want to see my down stairs mixup?

by Billp234 December 18, 2021

stair cat

A geriatric stair cat in which, a sketchy cat hides under the stairs and pops it’s head out looking at your soul!

Holy Moly! It’s a “Geriatric Stair Cat,” don’t look it in the eyes!

by Spartan Stair Cats November 16, 2022

Alannah stair

A stair which goes in both directions.

The second floor is served by an Alannah stair which provides access to the sitting room and study.

by Chocolate Hobnob August 23, 2021

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024

Slippery Stairs

The only sport where everyone has a big grin the whole time.

"Have you seen the new Slippery Stairs world championchip?"

by ChivMender June 1, 2024

Stair Collapse Syndrome

(Also known as SCS) A syndrome in which you're about to fall asleep, but you have a dream where you fall from a significant height, causing you to awaken panicked.

Person 1: I keep having dreams where I think I'm falling from the stairs.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.

by eliza_something September 14, 2023

Stairness

A person's ability to climb a large amount of stairs at a quick pace.

Honey Bear has a respectable level of stairness. He can do the Kerry Park stairs 6 times without stopping.

by Sheila Jules February 25, 2015