Scary man

Man who can cook

Wow he can cook scary man

by Bruh888678 June 25, 2021

scary canary

Rhyming exclamation used when something is a little scary, but can be joked about.

When I saw the expression on his face in the photo, I said "scary canary!"

by donaldo2 August 25, 2009

Scary Tomatoes

When a man comes up behind another man, usually in a locker room and says "SCARY TOMATOES" loudly multiple times, then pulls down his pants and fucks his victim in the ass.

Guys call the cops, I just witnessed Scary Tomatoes!

by buttbuttboi September 28, 2015

scary quiet

not hearing expected 'normal' noise from a situation.

NOTHING scares parents more than when they don't hear any noise emanating from wherever their punk offspring are 'playing'. they'll be up in a 'heartbeat' to check, upon hearing too much quiet!!

mysterious lack of usual 'normal' sonic pollution

its' scary quiet today! my townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer that drives the over-powered land yacht must not be around!!

it was scary quiet in the jones' play room, the industrial production agent went in to check!

it was scary quiet until the drunken "rednecks" showed up and began loudly pontificating!!

by michael foolsley October 27, 2012

Scary-olas

Enormous areolas

"And God stated that Scary-olas are Mother Nature's twisted sense of humor"

by Kevin Hagar The Horrible December 26, 2008

Scary Biscuits

adj.

A non-offensive expression to illustrate concern following a scary incident.

An example of 'work mouth', self-censorship.

Phrase originated in the episode 'Speedy Death' of the BBC series "The Mrs Bradley Mysteries" starring Diana Riggs.

-then a car pulled in front of me and I nearly fell off my bike
-scary biscuits!

by Etymologylover March 9, 2011

scary moose

First of all you need to have a mirror directly in front of your bed. Then, while you are POUNDING your girlfriend doggy style while facing that mirror you quickly pull your penis out and jam it in her anus as hard as you can while placing both hands behind her head with your fingers spread out. Look in the mirror at this exact moment and your girlfriend will turn into the fabled "Scary Moose" with sound effects and all. Find a scary moose and you will almost certainly lose a girlfriend!!!

I turned my girlfriend into a scary moose last night and haven't seen her sitting down since... come to think of it, I haven't seen her AT ALL since!!!

by King Daehlon August 26, 2009