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Rockstar Hammered

An amiable level of inebriation representing the brief state between creepy hammered and aggressive hammered where an individual is without inhibitions and exhibits an inordinate amount of energy. Individuals who are rockstar hammered can usually be seen with their arms held high in the air as if celebrating some sort of victory and often find themselves on a high platform, particularly at nightclubs.
by ptj January 22, 2008
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Rockstar Dysmorphia

One with exceedingly capable Rockstar energy and abilities, who does not recognise this within themselves.

Cure: just grow up and admit it
Common side effects: overwhelming modesty, increased desire for snacks
Rare side effects: bad knees
Sue: "You know that guy, Darren or something like that? Yeah he has Rockstar Dysmorphia apparently"
Tony: "Who?"
Sue: "For fuck sake Tony you never listen to a word I say. This is why I'm divorcing you"
by actual rockstar December 20, 2022
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Rockstar Weekend

The practice of drinking and partying the entire weekend. Starting with after work/school/lecture drinks and continuing throughout the weekend. Sole purpose is to indulge in a lifestyle worthy of a rockstar of the old days: party, booze, bbq, Bacon, etc.
This includes the sacred ritual of a beereals-breakfast and kicking off the day with booze.
A: Hey, what are your plans for the weekend?

B: Dunno, Rockstar Weekend?

A: Hell yeah!
by MrRandomGuy November 27, 2012
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Rockstar Nap

falling asleep after a hard night of partying which involved either heavy drug use or alcohol consumption and then waking up in a pool of your own excrement. i.e. vomit, urine, or feces.
Chad: Hey, has anyone seen Russell? he was snorting coke and doing shots all night long!

Matt: He's over here in the corner choking on his own vomit!

Chad: Oh snap! lay him on his side, dude is wakin up from his Rockstar Nap!
by white man in black suit September 13, 2010
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Rockstar Sunday

The time when Rockstar Games got hacked and the unreleased Grand Theft Auto 6 alpha footage was all over the internet. This was presumably the biggest leak in gaming history.
Rockstar Sunday was Rockstar's biggest nightmare
by BakeWithMe September 19, 2022
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The Gameboy Rockstar

The Gameboy Rockstar is the most rated rapper/singer😭😭.
by S.A NEWS March 12, 2021
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Rockstar's Homework

In order to do Rockstar's homework you must pull down your pants and start jacking off while jumping on your bed
"Hey dude, so I've been thinking, do you wanna come over to my place and do some Rockstar's homework with me?"
by Gom_Bitti October 23, 2020
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