Poo

A soft version of poop indicating you didn't eat taco bell prior.

James: I gotta use the restroom.
John: Didn't you only have a crossiant?
James: Yeah it's just a poo.

by aviddictionaryuser February 25, 2022

Poo

The brown gooey mixture, that comes out of your bum it contains your left over food, that doesn't need to be in your guts.💩💩💩

Poo is a Brown gooey mixture!

by Livanntia October 18, 2019

Poo

A food everybody enjoys and is cherished every time it is bought.

‘Yay. We are having Poo for dinner’.

by The Allknowing Idiot February 20, 2021

Poo

Stuff thats brown or yellow that comes out your ass

i had a poo yesterday

by Dickweeb February 8, 2017

Poo

Really nice smelling hand cream produced from a factory called: The Digestive System . You produce it once every two days too.

"I just pooped!" Tom exclaimed.

by wagonkoh July 22, 2017

Poo

Basically:
- If you're under 9 years old you say poo.
- If you're under 13 and over 9 OR over 70, you say crap
- If you're under 18 and over 14, you say shite
- If you're under 70 and over 18, you say shit

Son: Mum I just did a poo!

later
Son: Mum there's a crap in the loo

later
Son: Mum watch there's a massive shite in the toilet

later
Son: MUM! Why the hell did you do a giant fucking shit in my toilet? You've clogged the thing!

by Uncle Pohler April 6, 2017

Poo

Poo or shit.... meth

Do u have any poo

by Lidelia April 29, 2021