The act of going to mormon.org and trolling ONE missionary for an entire 3 hours without them leaving
Bill: Hey man, you wanna study for that math test?
Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.
Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.
by duplicitycommon October 24, 2011
Get the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathonmug. A drinking game where a cup of beer is set up then a shot of rum then a shot of vodka then a shot of tequila and finally another cup of beer.
All must be drunk in a row. Completion demonstrates a drinker's Iron Liver.
All must be drunk in a row. Completion demonstrates a drinker's Iron Liver.
John: Dude you were totally F@%$#@ up last night.
Joe: I know man I was in the marathon.
John: Howdya do though?
Joe: Oh I've got an Iron Liver for sure.
Joe: I know man I was in the marathon.
John: Howdya do though?
Joe: Oh I've got an Iron Liver for sure.
by TheIronLiver April 22, 2009
Get the The Marathonmug. A wish of certain death in which a individual(s) go get a milk shake, and then go to a new milk shake stand in rapid succession. This is repeated X10 and each milk shake must be entirely consumed before the next milkshake is consumed.
by SevericK BooM June 27, 2017
Get the milkshake marathonmug. This is an intense exercise where you have to run a full lap around Kabul Airport in Afghanistan without getting shot by the Taliban.
by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021
Get the Marathon In Kabulmug. by that boy so suave April 8, 2023
Get the marathon rizzmug. a date that lasts longer than normal, maybe 2 or 3 days... Usually involving a lot of long lasting tantra sex.
Yo John, what time did you drop off Jane after your date?
"Nah, man. I didn't drop her off. She stayed for 3 days we were marathon dating!"
"Nah, man. I didn't drop her off. She stayed for 3 days we were marathon dating!"
by southbronxems August 6, 2007
Get the marathon datingmug. The combined effects of energy-drink enduced awakeness and constant exposure to artificial light and digitally processed sound. (Headaches, sensitivity to noise, sensitivity to light, crabbyness, unintentionally quoting and/or acting out scences from marathoned movies)
by Asthenthemos January 2, 2015
Get the marathon-hangovermug.