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marathon-hangover

The combined effects of energy-drink enduced awakeness and constant exposure to artificial light and digitally processed sound. (Headaches, sensitivity to noise, sensitivity to light, crabbyness, unintentionally quoting and/or acting out scences from marathoned movies)
I just watched all the Star Wars movies without sleeping and now I have marathon-hangover.
by Asthenthemos January 2, 2015
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marathon dating

a date that lasts longer than normal, maybe 2 or 3 days... Usually involving a lot of long lasting tantra sex.
Yo John, what time did you drop off Jane after your date?

"Nah, man. I didn't drop her off. She stayed for 3 days we were marathon dating!"
by southbronxems August 6, 2007
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old song marathon

A rite of passage done by internet users regularly in which they spend a lot of time searching and listening to a bunch of songs they forgot they loved, because life sucks nowadays and nobody wants to admit it.
I just went on an old song marathon and found that song by The Wanted. I forgot they existed!
by helloitsunknown August 25, 2022
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Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles
"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"
by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023
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All-Hole Marathon

A sexual interaction where partners have sexual intercourse with every major orifice on each other’s bodies.
“I suggested an all-hole marathon to my partner
by Orcafalls October 23, 2023
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Mickey Mantle Marathon

When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.
Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.
by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019
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Midnight marathon

When you go to bed somewhere between midnight and 3 am for no apparent reason than not having to go to work the same morning.
Even if you do have to work the following morning, don't pull a midnight marathon if you aren't exactly sure what you're doing and how to do it safely.
by Sexydimma May 14, 2021
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